The top 10 reasons to take the Tour of the Basin

REASONS YOU SHOULD TAKE OUR BOAT TOUR...

10. We no longer employ that Gilligan character.
9. You can't lose as much $$ as you can on the boats in Shreveport.
8. NO ICEBERGS
7. Captain promises to be sober this time.
6. We quit charging double to bring you back.
5. A portion of every dollar goes to the "SAVE THE MOSQUITO FOUNDATION".
4. A great opportunity to try out those life saving skills you worked so hard to learn.
3. Plenty of free switches handy if the kids misbehave.
2. Snakes aren't nearly as bad since the water got polluted.
1. We just about got that little septic tank problem fixed.

BONUS REASONS...

We hardly ever sink!
Survivor rate is way up!